LORD MART EXCLUSIVE!  “What Would Jesus Buy?” Wallet Have you ever asked yourself, “Does purchasing a WWJD bracelet count as a tithe?” or, “Does giving a dollar I found on the ground count as a sacrificial offering?” Now you can “count the cost” with this spiffy little item! Crucifix Phone Cover Is your mobile phone … Continue reading »

Lion and Lamb Print Keep up the lack of biblical accuracy with this wonderful rendition of the most famous Bible verse that does not exist: “And the lion shall lie down with the lamb” (cf. Isa. 11:6). Lion and Lamb for Kids It’s never too early to get your kids misinterpreting the Bible! This delightful … Continue reading »

God Thinks You Are Special Plate Highlight important accomplishments in your family by pulling out this unique red plate for that special person! Save it for celebrating special moments and let them know how proud you are (today at least). At only $20.00 each, your first celebration might just be on your economic stewardship! Christian … Continue reading »

Job 1:10 Tape Measure When that household project is looming, just grab your trusty LifeLines tape measure!  A reminder of Satan’s accusations against God will surely spur you on to good works!

Mother Theresa Breath Mist One spritz can purge the demons of bad breath. Be merciful to thy friends and neighbors. Testamints The mints with a message! John Calvin Cologne Ready to step out for the evening Bible study, but don’t want to smell sexy in a secular way? Toss out that nasty Calvin Klein and … Continue reading »